Death By Pineapple
if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.
(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley, via spazzmaniandevil)
and-i-shouldofbeenyoureverything:
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR SO LONG
I REBLOGGED THIS SO MUCH AND I STILL LSUGH IT AT SCHOOL
He looks so worried!!
I DON’T EVEN LIKE ALL TIME LOW BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY
I AM DEAD
(Source: tairishasee, via spazzmaniandevil)
my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock
walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock
i think you meant… whaddup i got a big ben :D
no that is not what i meant at all
not least because that is the great clock of westminster
yeah its called big ben
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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man how fucked up would it be if boners didn’t extend away from you but went inverse inside of u instead
this is why you shouldn’t let me on here while drunk
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