Death By Pineapple

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

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me at the end of the semester

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piercing-with-kellin:

and-i-shouldofbeenyoureverything:

that-band-obsessed-weirdo:

bring-paige-the-horizon:

fairygodblogger:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR SO LONG

I REBLOGGED THIS SO MUCH AND I STILL LSUGH IT AT SCHOOL

He looks so worried!!

I DON’T EVEN LIKE ALL TIME LOW BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY

I AM DEAD

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illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

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reblogmyselfie:

jehanferres:

reblogmyselfie:

lokirox1234:

slenclerkush:

reblogmyselfie:

reblogmyselfie:

my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock

walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock

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i think you meant… whaddup i got a big ben :D

no that is not what i meant at all

not least because that is the great clock of westminster

yeah its called big ben

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

man how fucked up would it be if boners didn’t extend away from you but went inverse inside of u instead

this is why you shouldn’t let me on here while drunk

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