Death By Pineapple

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

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ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

(Source: neopiacentral, via ycmin)

diklonius:

diklonius:

diklonius:

So I’ve decided to do a giveaway, partly in honor of exams being over and partly because I’m fucking bored, but mostly because every single one of my followers are amazing and I love you and want to give something back to you guys :3

Of course, we must have rules:

  • Reblogs count- likes do not.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but I will include something extra if you are ;)
  • No giveaway blogs- I will be checking.
  • Side blogs are okay
  • Reblog as often as you’d like, just don’t annoy your followers
  • Winner will be selected by a random number generator
  • I’m spending a LOT of money on this giveaway, so please don’t give me hate if you’re not the chosen winner (please)
  • You must reply within 48 hours or a new winner will be chosen
  • You also must be comfortable giving me your address; I can’t exactly send you something without it, yeah? ;)

First place will receive:

  • Any two wigs from  amazon.com
  • Any Attack on Titan shirt from Hot Topic
  • any three manga volumes of your choice
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (or any other John Green book)
  • An SNK necklace of your choice
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit from anywhere online (So like you can get a dress or a wig or shoes or some shit)
  • ANY Assassin’s Creed video game for a console of your choice
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 5,000 words based on the otp/prompt of your choice- posted on AO3
  • SHITTONS OF CANDY

OR

  • A brand-new Xbox 360 with any three games of your choosing
  • UPDATE::::IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN XBOX YOU CAN GET A PLAYSTATION INSTEAD, EITHER A 3 or 4
  • IF YOU DO NOT WANT A GAME SYSTEM OR ANY OF THE ABOVE 1st PLACE PRIZES, YOU CAN HAVE $300 TO SPEND ON ANY FANDOM MERCH ANYWHERE ONLINE.

Second Place will receive:

  • Any one wig from amazon.com
  • A SNK necklace
  • Any two manga volumes of your choice
  • CANDYYYY
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 2,000 words based on the prompt/otp of their choice- posted on AO3
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit (shirt/boots/wig, etc etc.)

Third Place will receive:

  • A manga volume of their choice
  • Any poster from amazon.com
  • a rabbit’s foot because why fucking not
  • CANDY

If you’re not in the SNK fandom and would like something from other fandoms, we can work it out.

Also, if you already have all the Assassins Creed games, you can substitute it with the game of your choice.

International shipping! Such awesome

Winner will be announced on August 30th!

Good luck!! <3

only a few weeks left to reblog!! :3

(yea my url is clearly no longer sashabodt but im too fucking lazy to redo the header sorry)

This ends tomorrow (Aug 30) at 11 pm my time! (Central time) I`’ll message all the winners after they are selected, so keep an eye on your inbox!! Good luck everybody

shouldnt:

Titanic theme song vs. ghetto titanic theme song

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siwook:

remember when you had to search for a random horrible quality stream to watch a comeback? now music videos stream on youtube 

what a time to be alive

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Congratulations on 2 million subscribers AmazingPhil! ♥

(Source: amahzingphil, via flawlester)